Ways To Know You've Been Online TOO Long

[junipercayenne]

1. When talking on the phone you say, 'bump.'
2. After hearing a joke you say, 'lol.'
3. After fighting with your friends you say, 'soz.'
4. When someone swears, you tell them the moderator is going to delete their account.
5. You forgot to do your homework and ask, "Where's the back browser?"
6. You write your friend a letter and can't find the send button.
7. Instead of taking a bus to school you try to find a link.
8. Your science teacher asks you to take notes off the board and you look for a the copy and paste menu.
9. You announce all your actions verbally.

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[junipercayenne]

10. You ask people to call you by your username.
11. On a foggy day, you say your vision is pixelated.
12. When at an art museum, you ask if it's a jpeg or bitmap.

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[taliesin]

13. You met your spouse online.
14. You deal with your expenses online.
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[junipercayenne]

15. Your best friends names are LittlePrincess222, Horsie_Angel_Forever, and Nomad2004.

[masterairboarder]

dat is funny lol - keep it goin

[Confusion]

16. when you go to bed you say you are going to shut down.

meh.... mine's crudy compared to everyone elses... o well

[ScarletMornings]

i thought it was very funny!

[Confusion]

hehe, thanxies!!!!!!!

[lonelybubbles]

Ohhhh I started this topic ages ago!!!

17. You tell your Socail Studies teacher that talking about politics is against the board rules.
18. A good looking boy/girl comes up to you, winks, and says, "PM me!"

[writingfool73]

These are all really funny here's one

19. After reading a letter that came in the mail you start looking for the delete button to get rid of it.