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Post by Ramona on Nov 7, 2005 14:59:10 GMT -8

Top Ten Ways CBS News Can Attract Younger Viewers

10. "Interviews start with, 'Sup, dawg?'"

9. "Once a month, Ashton Kutcher punks a world leader"

8. "Something bad happens in the world, anchor does a shot"

7. "Make '60 Minutes' stopwatch digital"

6. "Less about fighting in Middle East, more about fighting
between Nick and Jessica"

5. "Spell news with a 'Z' - - The kids eat up crap like that"

4. "Get a drunk weatherman like 'The Today Show'

3. "Anyone who sits through an entire broadcast gets an Ipod"

2. "Anchor must deliver the news while fighting off a rattle-
snake"

1. "Less frontin', more straight out trippin'"

[From the Late Show with David Letterman]

"Hold my head inside your hands.
I need someone who understands.
I need someone, someone who hears.
For you I've waited all these years.

For you I'd wait 'til kingdom come,
Until my day, my day is done.
And say you'll come and set me free.
Just say you'll wait, you'll wait for me."

ScarletMornings Administration http://www.americanpoems.com/poets/ednamillay/7278 Posts: 1,061	Top Tens... Nov 7, 2005 15:02:26 GMT -8 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by ScarletMornings on Nov 7, 2005 15:02:26 GMT -8 omg, i looooove david letterman. i totally saw this top ten and almost died laughing. i applaud your good taste.
	"Down, down, down into the darkness of the grave, Gently they go, the beautiful, the tender, the kind; Quietly they go, the intelligent, the witty, the brave. I know. But I do not approve. And I am not resigned." -- Edna St. Vincent Millay, from "Dirge Without Music" Go to the link and read it!

Ramona Administration Posts: 1,323	Top Tens... Nov 7, 2005 15:15:13 GMT -8 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Ramona on Nov 7, 2005 15:15:13 GMT -8 It's 'cause David letterman is awesome! Ramona
	"Hold my head inside your hands. I need someone who understands. I need someone, someone who hears. For you I've waited all these years. For you I'd wait 'til kingdom come, Until my day, my day is done. And say you'll come and set me free. Just say you'll wait, you'll wait for me."

ScarletMornings Administration http://www.americanpoems.com/poets/ednamillay/7278 Posts: 1,061	Top Tens... Nov 7, 2005 20:32:20 GMT -8 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by ScarletMornings on Nov 7, 2005 20:32:20 GMT -8 absolutely.
	"Down, down, down into the darkness of the grave, Gently they go, the beautiful, the tender, the kind; Quietly they go, the intelligent, the witty, the brave. I know. But I do not approve. And I am not resigned." -- Edna St. Vincent Millay, from "Dirge Without Music" Go to the link and read it!

Ramona Administration Posts: 1,323	Top Tens... Nov 8, 2005 8:29:59 GMT -8 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Ramona on Nov 8, 2005 8:29:59 GMT -8 It would be really cool to punk a world leader, hee hee.
	"Hold my head inside your hands. I need someone who understands. I need someone, someone who hears. For you I've waited all these years. For you I'd wait 'til kingdom come, Until my day, my day is done. And say you'll come and set me free. Just say you'll wait, you'll wait for me."

equanimity Guest	Top Tens... Nov 8, 2005 12:22:38 GMT -8 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by equanimity on Nov 8, 2005 12:22:38 GMT -8 I have actually never watched that show. Though many times I was quite tempted to. I never got around to doing so. I suppose I shall one of these days...
	Last Edit: Nov 8, 2005 12:23:16 GMT -8 by equanimity

Ramona Administration Posts: 1,323	Top Tens... Nov 10, 2005 8:20:26 GMT -8 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Ramona on Nov 10, 2005 8:20:26 GMT -8 Punk'd or CBS?
	"Hold my head inside your hands. I need someone who understands. I need someone, someone who hears. For you I've waited all these years. For you I'd wait 'til kingdom come, Until my day, my day is done. And say you'll come and set me free. Just say you'll wait, you'll wait for me."

ScarletMornings Administration http://www.americanpoems.com/poets/ednamillay/7278 Posts: 1,061	Top Tens... Nov 10, 2005 15:06:07 GMT -8 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by ScarletMornings on Nov 10, 2005 15:06:07 GMT -8 or david letterman?
	"Down, down, down into the darkness of the grave, Gently they go, the beautiful, the tender, the kind; Quietly they go, the intelligent, the witty, the brave. I know. But I do not approve. And I am not resigned." -- Edna St. Vincent Millay, from "Dirge Without Music" Go to the link and read it!

Post by Ramona on Nov 7, 2005 14:59:10 GMT -8

Post by ScarletMornings on Nov 7, 2005 15:02:26 GMT -8

Post by Ramona on Nov 7, 2005 15:15:13 GMT -8

Post by ScarletMornings on Nov 7, 2005 20:32:20 GMT -8

Post by Ramona on Nov 8, 2005 8:29:59 GMT -8

Post by equanimity on Nov 8, 2005 12:22:38 GMT -8

Post by Ramona on Nov 10, 2005 8:20:26 GMT -8

Post by ScarletMornings on Nov 10, 2005 15:06:07 GMT -8